We assure you that none of the stories recounted here have been exaggerated or embellished in any way. These are actual events that have happened, were caused by, or involved us.
Some dogs long for a life outside of the pound. Maybe a spacious home, a big fenced in yard, with a nice little corner to bury a bone. Not Buddy; he's a pooch who has always enjoyed having his pads on the pavement. Tails a-waggin', ass a-shakin', as his snout leads him to whatever smog filled shithole city is the along the way.
Buttons is a bear and where do bears sleep? In a den and what is a den? Den (noun) 1 : the lair of a wild usually predatory animal. 2a(1) : a hollow or cavern used especially as a hideout. (2) : a center of secret activity. b : a small usually squalid dwelling. 3 : a comfortable usually secluded room. So that should tell you everything you need about Buttons' views on traveling to parts unknown. Buttons will complain from the time he leaves until the time he returns. As you will find out through their stories, complaining became his niche. ("Neesh" is the French pronunciation and has always been used by some English speakers. Buttons fucking HATES the French and prefers to pronounce it like "Nitch.")
So pack your bags and join the boys for a 3 day trip to whatever city Spirit is flying to for $89.00 and enjoy the show.
Pack Your Bags 🧳️